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The laser cartridge and ink jet cartridge sales guys met at a bar. After two drinks, the ink jet sales guy was face down on the floor. “What happened to him?” asked the bartender. The laser guy said, “The ink jet cartridge guy can’t hold much fluid at all.” Läs mer »

What’s the difference between a used car salesman and a software salesman? Only the used car salesmen knows when he lying. Läs mer »

What’s the difference between a used car salesman and a software salesmen? Only the used car salesemen knows when he is lying. Läs mer »

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. “Good morning,” said the young man. “If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners.” “Go away!” said the old lady. ... Läs mer »

A salesman was demonstrating unbreakable combs in a department store. He was impressing the people who stopped by to look by putting the comb through all sorts of torture and stress. Finally to impress even the skeptics in the crowd, he bent the comb completely in half, and it snapped with a loud crack. Without missing a beat, he bravely ... Läs mer »

Two shoe salespeople were sent to Africa to open up new markets. Three days after arriving, one salesperson called the office and said, “I’m returning on the next flight. Can’t sell shoes here. Everybody goes barefoot.” At the same time the other salesperson sent an email to the factory, telling “The prospects are unlimited. Nobody wears shoes here!” Läs mer »

How can you tell when a salesperson is lying? His lips are moving. Läs mer »

The Devil tells a salesman, “Look, I can make you richer, more famous, and more successful than any salesman alive. In fact, I can make you the greatest salesman that ever lived.” “Well,” says the salesman, “what do I have to do in return?” The Devil smiles, “Well, of course you have to give me your soul,” he says, “but ... Läs mer »

Three violin manufactures have all done business for years on the same block in the small town of Cremona, Italy. After years of a peaceful co-existence, the Amati shop decided to put a sign in the window saying: “We make the best violins in Italy.” The Guarneri shop soon followed suit, and put a sign in their window proclaiming: “We ... Läs mer »